ladies and gentlemen, the colbert report is ready to project that cnn has projected that animal planet has predicted that the winner of the 2012 presidential election is barack obama. [crowd cheering] >> stephen: yes, ladies and gentlemen. yes, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. i did read that well. america has elected its first black president for an historic first second time. of course obama, of course let's remember, obama is only half black. it is possible in his second term he will be white. at this point, i think he owes that to us. frankly folks, i'm stunned, i really thought romney would win. now i'll never get to see the inaugural ball and his first dance with refalca. at last, my love ♪ has come along ♪ fine america, it's your funeral. we tried to warn you about this guy. a multimedia empire tell you he was a media hating social loving anti-wealth redistributor who was probably lying about his birth place and his religion. why did we pull our punches. i tell you what. we job creators are not going to take it. we are going golfing. just like an ayn rand at last -- haatlas